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(This is based off of the trollfic Starkit's prophecy. The characters involved in this however will be those of the Fate site and only the ones on Fate. In keeping with the tradition of Starkit's prophecy having horrible grammar/spelling and a lackluster plot, feel free to be as weird and nonesensical as you want. Just have fun with it. Also feel free to just join in with your characters, but remember to stick to a posting order.)



The cats of Starclan all gathered around a pool of stars and stared down into it's swirling abyss. Then suddenly, one tom let out a terrified gasp. "A prophecy has come forth! It says that one cat will rise above all others to destroy the evil that is Nightclan."

"Wait what? Why is Nightclan evil? I thought they were just like all the other clans, mostly just trying to survive and take care of themselves." Another cat suddenly asked.

"Yes, but in this story they're evil because if they weren't then Catkit and this plot would have no reason to exist. Now be quiet, the true roleplay is beginning." Old cat mcdeadface responded as Ravenstar screeched with all the anger of a thousand broken fire alarms in the background, her rage at the sudden flanderization of her clan incapable of being contained.

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It was a beautiful day in Lightningclan territory, the sun was shining, and the birds were chirping. On days like this, cats like Catkit, should be.....playing outside of the nursery! And with that notion, catkit's mother Brokenfoot tossed her out of the nursery as hard as she could. "And don't come back you little twerp1" The queen shouted at the top of her lungs. She was so tired of having to take care of Catkit, she didn't even know where the kitten came from in the first place, she just kind of materialized out of nowhere and has been sticking to Brokenfoot ever since.

Now that Catkit was up though, she blinked her beautiful GreenRedBlue eyes and started grooming her long, luscious pink fur. It was only right that she make herself look presentable, after all, today was the day when she would finally get to meet her fellow clanmates and maybe even impress the handsome deputy Redscar.

Soon, Catkit rose to her paws and made her way over to the apprentice den, poking her head in only to be greeted by the sight of a dark furred apprentice staring back at her.

"Hello, I don't think we've ever met before, my name is Batpaw." She said giving Catkit a big smile.

Catkit suddenly got all shy, looking away from Batpaw. Even though she was the first cat other than her mom and Redscar who she never actually met before, Batpaw was the most beautiful she-cat she had ever seen. And the singular sentence that she had said to her was the stuff that true love was made from.

"My name is Catkit, it's very nice to meet you Battykins." Catkit purred out, immediately rubbing up against Batpaw's flank without any reason or provocation whatsoever. It was clear that Batpaw was uncomfortable with the situation, but that was okay, Catkit thought it was super cute how awkward she was acting right now.

"Um yeah, well maybe you should go meet some of the warrior Catkit, I've got some things to do." Batpaw mewled out, pushing the pink kitten away and crawling deeper into the apprentice den in attempt to get away from her.

"Hehe, so cute." Catkit mewled out, tottering her way over to the warrior den next. Her mind was preoccupied by thoughts of Batpaw though. She was certain that in all of her life she would never forget the beautiful soft texture of her fur. It was like the velvety surface of the night sky, wrapped in the glorious stars planted by their ancestors in Starclan themselves. Or like a snickers bar.

Either way, Catkit wasn't watching where she was going and immediately ran into some poor unfortunate warriors' leg.

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Mudpelt, a real life Snickers bar, turned in surprise as Catkit bumped into his leg. "Good morning Catkit." Her fur color always reminded him of flamingoes, which he had never seen before and didn't know how he even knew that word, but it was an interesting color nevertheless.

"I was on my way to bring fresh kill to Brokenfoot," he mewed in his somber voice, rich as dark chocolate with a caramel center. "Would you like to help?" Mudpelt thought it was a good idea at the time, to let Catkit carry over the rabbit to her foster-mother; Brokenfoot might appreciate the gesture.

Or, (and this was far more likely) she might break her foot off of Catkit's behind for coming back to the nursery so soon. Mudpelt didn't know what the queen's issues with her adoptive daughter was, but he tried his best to stay on her good side.

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"Omgosh a real life snickers bar!" Catkit shitted atthe top of her lungs. She quickly doshed forward and bitted into Mudpelt's leg, trying ta taste teh delishis snickerz flavor. But she tasted nothin but bloud! She spat it out, rumming her tongue on the gass to try to get ride of the taste. "Ew! You're not a real snicers bars, you're just a cat!" She hissted out angrily.

She immediately calmed down out of nowhere however when Mudpelt mentioned bringind prey to her mother. "Omh yes! Let's go bring the rabbit to mom, I betshe'll be super happy with me!" She yellowed, running over to the freshkit piule and picking up a rabbit, that was far too big for any normal kit to carry. She easily picking it up though and started carrying it to the nursery. When she got there though, Brokenfoot immediately kicked her in the butt! It hurted real bad1 But it was okay, because Catkit's but is made of ateel and it ended up breaking Brokenfoot's foot again.

"Mudpelt! Don't you see what this thing has done to me? She's broken my foot again! How can you and the rest of Lightningclan love her so much? She's eaten my kits for Starclan sake!" Brokenfoot cried out but was silenced but the stare of Catkit's PuplePrangeBrown eyes.

"Silence mother, you know better than to tell such blatant lies." Catkit mewled, glaring at her evilly.